Following a number* of requests, we have been looking into the production of limited-edition Amateur Transplants merchandise. Just the usual things – T-shirts, caps, diaphragms, stoma bags, condoms, stoma bag condoms – and of course a range of bespoke luxury chocolates.
We are delighted to present forthwith the list of chocolates featuring in our new brand: ‘A Taste of Adam & Suman’
Strawberry Holocaust
Sputum Cup
Chocolate Disaster
Almond Phylaxis
Banana Reflux
Coconut Residue
Cockroach Crisp
Ebola Surprise
Barium Enigma
Bacon Creme
Oyster Supreme
Coffee Disappointment
Ball-bearing Surprise
Hazelnut Laxative
Available to order from the website soon.
* three
7 comments:
Sounds better than whatever they were called beans from Harry Potter
Will they have medicinal benefits?
of course, all chocolates are medicinal!
Maybe you'd also like to ask Monty Python for their recipe of "crunchy frog". ;-)
The songs can be close to the knuckle but 'a taste of Adam and Suman' is too far even for me! How about a phenolphthalein surprise? KDM
can i put in an order for half a dozen sputum cups please
My daughter thought the barium enigma and the banana reflux sounded right up her street!!
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